Wednesday, August 28, 2013

The Pillayar Suzhi Post

<Disclaimer : All the topics discussed in the blog below are based on real people and fictitious ideas, only chickens, future chickens and goats (and maybe their grass) were harmed in the making of this blog (sponsored by Muniyandi Vilas, Anjappar and my Thagappar) and  are best read in the voice of Major. T Sundarrajan.>

En iniya tamizh makkale, (No, wait, that was too political)
En iniya periyorgale, thaimargale, thanthaimargale, pillai nenjangale, vellinaatu avargale, ithu ellam enna vendru puriyamal irukkum sila pala Amit avargale, (That's right, we're talking about you.) 
Vanakkam!

Kolgai Vilakkam

"Enna da izhuva ,matter ku va da!!" innu yaravathu koovarathu ku munnadi, 
Myself,  JamBaazarJaggu (a.k.a @SaidapettaKokku) mangalagaramana peyar, 
En saga Miss. Sornaakka (a.k.a @ SolitaryNoise), adha vida mangalagaramaana peyar 
Us two, ek gaav mein...chee. 
Naanga rendu perum oru naal oru Nair tea kadai-la oosi pona vadaiyum, aari pona coffee um kudikum bothu oru thought flash - 
"Machi thamizh padangalla evalovo padalgal irukku, athila vairam um muthu pola pala varigalum iruku, athula evalovo references, itha ellathayum vechi oru blog podalama??" 
Ithu than athipatti oda sari.., sorry intha blog oda sarithram.  


Enga kollu paati chinna vayasulirundhu sonna oru nalla paLakkam - etha ezhuthanlum oru pillayar suzhi pottu thaan ezhuthanum innu. Athey paLakthula enga blog seer odum sirappu odam irukanum innu naanga podara muthal pilayar suzhi 
<Pliss to play appropriate BGM, you know which>

Suzhi pota udan oru periya kelvi 
"Dei etha pathi da first ezhuthalam??" 
<Marubadiyum oru thought flash> 
"Intha blog irukarathuku karanamana internet ah vechi ezhuthalme?" 
Ippadi thaange enagloda first post.... Google geegle ellaam panni paakaadheenga. Ezhudi pottadhuku apram, naangale solrom. Romba kavala padaadheenga. By tradition, naanga friday, friday release panniduvom. (Unless, of course, "political pressure" kicks in). 

Vara vellikalama, ungal arigil ulla url-il, oru amogamaana post veliyida padum endru solli naangal vidaiperuvom.
Nandri. 
Vanakkam. (Yaaru, namma Sun News aunty oda dubbing)


5 comments:

  1. JamBaazarJaggu (mangalakaramaana peyar) and Miss.Sornaka...
    Watha! Mass kaatreenga da! :D

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  2. We thank you for response. Chattu-buttunu padichiteenga. Now, for the titles, put suggestions. Or comment on like ah dislike ah. - JBJ & S

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  3. +1 for Thalaivar photo.
    +1 for Major Sundarrajan voice.

    Also, annae, enakku oru unma therinjaaganum.
    Nair kadaila chummave vada oosi pocha? Illa naal muzhukka vada oosi pora varaikkum anga ukkandhu arattai adichheengala?

    Also, one more request. Tamil in english script kannu valikkuthu. Tamizhlaye type adichi podalame? Translate panravangalukkum vasathiya irukkum.

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    1. amoghamaga irukudu!

      Jaggu matrum sornakka varigalai rusikanam nu aasapadra, tamizh e tamizh a padikavarada enna pola sila pala rasigal kaaha, keep the english phonemes of the tamizh orthographies along with the tamizh script plis.

      Best of luck da!

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